Limerick & Haiku Prompts

My thanks to Billy for inviting me to join this club. I'm proud to be a new member! For those of you who enjoy poetry prompts, I post one weekly at my Mad Kane Humor Blog. I generally post late Thursday evening or in the wee hours of Friday, and the theme of my latest is lies and deception. I hope you'll join me in writing limericks and/or haiku about that more-fun-than-it-sounds-like topic.