Thursday, July 17, 2008

Drunk Monkeys

Drunk monkeys turned over the outhouse.
Drunk monkeys have taken the farm.
They burned all the hay, plowed the fields the wrong way,
and caused the whole county alarm!

Drunk monkeys got in to my hen house,
choked chickens until they were dry,
and if you think you’ve seen a really bad dream,
watch monkeys when they get too high.